Mini Mix 22/3/2012 by Rizzo on Mixcloud
When trying to gain access to a customer’s garden by unlocking their gate from the outside, refrain from standing on a ladder which is leaning on said gate.
I fell to the floor and commando rolled onto concrete, my Dad didn’t stop laughing for 3 hours.
Just 2, my gynaecologist and your mother.
I’m going to open a restaurant specifically for monkeys; it will have poor service and offer side dishes that make no sense. I call it:
Banandos.
I’ve just found the cigarette you left on the table for me last night.
Thank you past Reece
Sincerely
Present Reece.
P.S. Sorry future Reece, I’ll buy you some more tobacco later.
